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Oh Santa By Veggie Tales lyrics:

Narrator: And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry
The part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song
It's Christmas Eve, and Larry is anxiously awaiting
The arrival of Santa Claus, with a plate of cookies.

Larry: Oh, Santa!
I can't wait for you to come
I just can't wait for you to come
And I've got cookies!
Three yummy cookies!
Just for you for when you come
Only for you for when you come
Because it's Christmas!

Knock, knock, knock

Larry: Could that be Santa?
Could that be him?
Could it be the one
Who brings presents
For a cucumber like me?
A good cucumber like me?

Narrator: Larry is surprised to be greeted
Not by Santa
But a crafty bank robber!

Larry: Who are you?

Bank robber: I'm a bank robber!
And I've come to rob your bank
Oh yes! I've come to rob your bank
And I've come to take your dimes
And swipe your nickels
So stand back, step aside you silly pickle!
And let me in!

Narrator: Although frightened by the intruder
In the spirit of Christmas Larry makes an offering.

Larry: I'm not a banker
I have no bank, my robbing friend
But I have cookies
Three yummy cookies
And I don't have nickels
But please take this, my robbing friend
Eat one of these my robbing friend
They are for Santa
But you may have one.

Narrator: The bank robber is truly touched
By Larry's good will
But Larry, although momentarily distracted
Is still excited about seeing Santa.

Larry:Oh, Santa!
I can't wait for you to come
I just can't wait for you to come
And I've got cookies!
Two yummy cookies!
Just for you
For when you come
Oh me!
For you for when you come
Because it's Christmas!"

Bank robber: I'm a robber!
I came to rob your bank
Oh yes!
I came to rob your bank
You shared a cookie
A yummy cookie
Though I'd love to take your dimes
Perhaps another time
Because it's Christmas!"

Knock, knock, knock

Larry: Could that be Santa?
Could that be him?
Could it be the one
Who brings presents
For a cucumber like me?
A good cucumber like me?

Narrator: Once again, it is not Santa
Who has come to Larry's door
But this time a savage Norseman.

Larry: Who are you?

Viking: I'm a Viking!
And I've come to take your land
Oh yes! I've come to take your land
And I've come to burn your crops
And steal your horses!
And I've come to
Step on your chickens
And soil your quilts!

Narrator: Although frightened by the intruder
In the spirit of Christmas
Larry makes an offering.

Larry: I don't have land
I don't have crops, my Viking friend
But I have cookies!
Two yummy cookies!
And I don't have horses
But please take this, my Viking friend
Eat one of these, my Viking friend
They are for Santa
But you may have one!

Narrator: The Viking is also touched
By Larry's good will
But Larry's thoughts are still with Santa.

Larry: Oh, Santa!
I can't wait for you to come
I just can't wait for you to come
I've got a cookie!
A yummy cookie!
Just for you, for when you come
Oh me!
For you, for when you come
Because it's Christmas!

Viking: I'm a Viking!
I came to take your land
Oh yes!
I came to take your land
You shared a cookie
A yummy cookie
Though I'd love to soil your quilts
I don't think that I will
Because it's Christmas!

Knock, knock, knock

Larry: Could that be Santa?
Could that be him?
Could it be the one
Who brings presents
For a cucumber like me?
A good cucumber like me?

Narrator: Larry is greeted now
By an agent of the Internal Revenue Service.

Larry: Who are you?

Peach: I'm from the IRS!
And I've come to tax your...

SLAM

Larry: Oh, Santa!
I can't wait for you to come
I just can't wait for you to come
It's finally Santa!
It's finally him!
At last, the one who brings presents
For a cucumber like me
A good cucumber like me!

Santa: I'm Santa!
And I've come to bring you gifts
Oh yes!
I've come to bring you gifts
And I've come to stuff your stockings
Oh, ho ho ho!
And I've come to jiggle my belly
And wiggle my nose
Hey, wait a minute!
Isn't that my belt?
And what are you doing with my hat?
So you're the ones!

Bank robber: Wait a minute, I can explain!

Viking: We've changed!

Santa: Nobody messes with Santa!
You know that, don't you?
You've been very naughty!
And I've got a list!

Peach: Did you claim that?

Larry: Merry Christmas!

About this song:

"Oh Santa!" is from "Silly Songs with Larry" from the 3D cartoon show, Veggie Tales.

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