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Christmas In Hollywood lyrics:

Chorus:
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe
Lets fuck!
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah
Lets get drunk.

Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas

Chorus:
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe
Lets fuck!
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The driedel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah
Lets get drunk.

Ju Ju Ju Just a little story about last Christmas
About some bad kids who were full of wishes
We gave some gifts and then we gave some lovin'
The weird kind of love, that you give to your cousin
Little Timmy stole from 7-11
So, we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin
But, there was still some bad kids who deserved some presents
Zack got caught with a bottle of Jack
So we slipped down his chimney with an 18 pack
He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack
So, we took the beer back and I fucked him in the ass!!!

It's Charlie Scene, got eggnog in my flask
The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped
Like Oh My God! Is that Saint Nick?
Kids give me your list, like it's the 25th
Been accused of being a bad kid
But I get presents as it is
Cause Mrs.Claus just MySpace'd me
I blew off a date on Christmas eve
So, I don't give a fuck if you're naughty or nice
You might still get a Rolly and a gang on ice
So write your list and never have no fear
Have a Hollywood Christmas
And an Undead New Year!!!!

Fuck Yeah!!

Watch your language
Ho ho ho

'Bout to serve it up for all you boys and girls
Good kids, bad and even Da Kurlzz
We were chillin' at home and deckin' the halls
So I checked my phone and Santa had called
He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve
He said that his jolly ass needed some help
He said, "Christmas ain't a gang but a way of life
If you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife."
So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle
Funnier than fuck, you can ask Kris Kringle
So we all took flight but something was fishy
He asked for road head and started to kiss me
Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows
Instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildos
I pulled down his beard and it was a monster
It wasn't Saint Nick it was a fuckin' imposter.

When we found out, he started to pout
I took my bandana and I choked him out
I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth
Hijacked his sleigh and headed down south
I had a lot of wild nights, but tonight was the craziest
Met a lot of Jeffs, but this one was the shadiest
When it comes to cheer, that motherfucker's a grinch
So, if you don't like Christmas, fuck you bitch!!!

You kids are in big trouble
Oh boy
Ho ho!
Looks like Santa had a little too much eggnog.

Chorus:
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe
Lets fuck!
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah
Lets get drunk.

Lets get drunk
Ho ho yeah. Lets get drunk.

Chorus:
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe
Lets fuck!
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The dreidel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah
Lets get drunk
Lets get drunk.

Chorus:
It's Christmas in Hollywood
Santa's back up in the hood
So meet me under the mistletoe
Lets fuck!
It's Chanukah in Inglewood
The driedel's spinning in the hood
So meet me by the menorah
Lets get drunk.

About this song:

"Christmas In Hollywood" is by the band, Hollywood Undead.

Dreidel is a four sided spinning top, with a Hebrew letter on each side. It is played during the Jewish holiday of Hanukkah.

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