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Christmas At Ground Zero lyrics:

It's Christmas at ground zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing
And the carolers are singing
While the air raid sirens blare.

It's Christmas at ground zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test.

Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last-minute shopping
It's time to face your final destiny.

It's Christmas at ground zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath the mushroom cloud.

Ronald Reagan:
Well, the big day is only a few hours away now
I'm sure you're all looking forward to it
As much as we are.

You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
But if someone's climbing down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill.

It's Christmas at ground zero
And if the radiation level is okay
I'll go out with you and see
All the new mutations on New Year's Day.

It's Christmas at ground zero
Just seconds left to go
I'll duck and cover with my Yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe.

It's Christmas at ground zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke
We're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday.

What a crazy fluke
We're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday.

About this song:

"Christmas At Ground Zero" is by Weird Al Yankovic. The lyrics from this 1986 song describe a situation where a nuclear war is breaking out and humanity is about to end on Christmastime. "The Night Santa Went Crazy" is another song by Weird Al Yankovic.

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