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Jingle Bombs lyrics:

Dashing through the sand
With a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
For Christmas in Iraq.

I got through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
That's when I got shot in the ass
By the US Military.

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see
Where are all the virgins
That Bin Laden promised me?

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead
The only thing that I have left
Is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man
But every time I cough
Thanks to Uncle Sam
My nuts keep falling off.

My bombing days are done
I need to find some work
Perhaps it would be much safer
As a convenience store night clerk.

Oh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead
Or I kill you!

About this song:

"Jingle Bombs", a parody of "Jingle Bells" is by Jeff Durham, from the album "Don't Come Home For Christmas".

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