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I Really Dont Hate Christmas lyrics:

You see Valentine's is torture
And my birthday is a mess!
New Year's is a lot of noise
And Arbor Day's a pest!
Halloween's a horror
But I guess I must confess
That I really don't hate Christmas!

You see, Flag Day is infernal
April Fool's is just a bore
Mardi Gras a waste
Unless you own a candy store
All these other holidays
I can admit that I abhor
But I really don't hate Christmas.

Now it isn't that I like it
At the most I feel ambivalence!
But should I really just destroy it?
I'll admit that I'm still on the fence
It makes me tense!

From the evil scientist community
I'm sure to get ejected
But for Christmas, I can seem to summon
Any true invective
Because what is there to hate?
I mean it's really so subjective!
No, I really don't hate Christmas.

I hate puppy dogs and kittens
I hate flowers in the spring
I even hate the sunshine
And the birdies when they sing
I can work up animosity for almost anything
Tell me, why I don't hate Christmas?

Though my childhood was atrocious
Christmas never was that bad, you see!
So, the best that I can muster
Is complete and total apathy
What's wrong with me?

How can I prove
That I am an evil villain worth his salt?
When with a holiday so jolly
I can't even find a fault?
If I didn't feel ambiguous
I'd launch a big assault!
But I really don't hate Christmas!

No, I really
No, I really don't hate Christmas!

I have an intense burning indifference!

About this song:

"I Really Dont Hate Christmas" is from the "Christmas Vacation" episode of the animated television show, Phineas and Ferb. This song has been sung by Heinz Doofenshmirtz.

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